Original Musical Numbers List

The musical numbers list has been verified as correct.

Act One

  • Opening Chorus
  • Love and the Automobile .... Colonel Bollivar, Captain Denton, Harry & Beatrice
  • I Love My Art .... Daphne & Girls
  • If the Morning After Were the Night Before .... Richard
  • I Do Like Your Eyes .... Dora & Richard
  • Finale

Act Two

  • Opening Chorus
  • I'm Smiling at the Moon That Smiles at You .... Private Stuart
  • Mr. Schnoodle .... The Little Stranger
  • Howdy Do .... Colonel Bollivar, Mrs. Bollivar, Beatrice, Captain Denton & Guests
  • The Missionary Maids .... Guests & Officers
  • Catamaran .... Richard
  • The Regular Army Man .... Gus
  • The Language of Lovers' Smiles .... Beatrice
  • Come / Take a Dance with Me .... Richard & Dora
  • Finale

Act Three

  • Opening Chorus
  • Soft Shoes .... Daphne & Samuel
  • My Best Girl .... Richard
  • Finale

Additional Musical Numbers Lists

These song lists document any changes that the production went through aside from the opening night song list.

Broadway Run

This list doesn't reflect a particular date. It reflects all of the revisions during the Broadway run.

Act One

  • Opening Chorus
  • Love and the Automobile .... Colonel Bollivar, Captain Denton, Harry & Beatrice
  • Follow Me Around .... Daphne & Girls
  • If the Morning After Were the Night Before .... Richard
  • I Do Like Your Eyes .... Dora & Richard
  • A Treasure of a Girl .... Beatrice
  • Finale

Act Two

  • Opening Chorus
  • I'm Smiling at the Moon That Smiles at You .... Private Stuart
  • Mr. Schnoodle .... The Little Stranger
  • Howdy Do .... Colonel Bollivar, Mrs. Bollivar, Beatrice, Captain Denton & Guests
  • The Missionary Maids .... Guests & Officers
  • Henry Clay .... Beatrice
  • The Regular Army Man .... Gus
  • I Can't Do Without the Men .... Beatrice
  • Come / Take a Dance with Me .... Richard & Dora
  • Soft Shoes .... Daphne & Samuel
  • My Best Girl .... Richard
  • Finale