Original Musical Numbers List
Act One
- Avenue Q Theme .... Company
- What Do You Do With a B. A. in English? .... Princeton
- It Sucks to Be Me .... Company
- If You Were Gay .... Nicky and Rod
- Purpose .... Princeton and Company
- Everyone's a Little Bit Racist .... Princeton, Kate Monster, Gary Coleman, Brian and Christmas Eve
- The Internet is For Porn .... Kate Monster, Trekkie Monster and Guys
- Mix Tape .... Kate Monster and Princeton
- I'm Not Wearing Underwear Today .... Brian
- Special .... Lucy T. Slut and Guys
- You Can Be As Loud As the Hell You Want (When You're Makin' Love) .... Gary Coleman, Bad Idea Bears with Kate Monster, Princeton, Christmas Eve and Brian
- Fantasies Come True .... Rod, Nicky, Princeton and Kate Monster
- My Girlfriend Who Lives in Canada .... Rod
- There's a Fine, Fine Line .... Kate Monster
Act Two
- There is Life Outside Your Apartment .... Company
- The More You Ruv Someone .... Christmas Eve and Kate Monster
- Schadenfreude .... Gary Coleman and Nicky
- I Wish I Could Go Back to College .... Kate Monster, Princeton and Nicky
- The Money Song .... Princeton, Nicky, Gary Coleman, Christmas Eve, Brian and Trekkie Monster
- School for Monsters .... Trekkie Monster
- The Money Song (Reprise) .... Trekkie Monster and Company
- There's a Fine, Fine Line (Reprise) .... Princeton and Kate Monster
- What Do You Do With a B. A. in English? .... Princeton and Company
- For Now .... Company
Additional Musical Numbers Lists
These song lists document any changes that the production went through aside from the opening night song list.
Closing Song List
The reprise of "It Sucks to Be Me" was added after they used it in Las Vegas.
Act One
- Avenue Q Theme .... Company
- What Do You Do With a B. A. in English? .... Princeton
- It Sucks to Be Me .... Company
- If You Were Gay .... Nicky and Rod
- Purpose .... Princeton and Company
- Everyone's a Little Bit Racist .... Princeton, Kate Monster, Gary Coleman, Brian and Christmas Eve
- The Internet is For Porn .... Kate Monster, Trekkie Monster and Guys
- Mix Tape .... Kate Monster and Princeton
- I'm Not Wearing Underwear Today .... Brian
- Special .... Lucy T. Slut and Guys
- You Can Be As Loud As the Hell You Want (When You're Makin' Love) .... Gary Coleman, Bad Idea Bears with Kate Monster, Princeton, Christmas Eve and Brian
- Fantasies Come True .... Rod, Nicky, Princeton and Kate Monster
- My Girlfriend Who Lives in Canada .... Rod
- There's a Fine, Fine Line .... Kate Monster
Act Two
- It Sucks to Be Me (Reprise) .... Princeton
- There is Life Outside Your Apartment .... Company
- The More You Ruv Someone .... Christmas Eve and Kate Monster
- Schadenfreude .... Gary Coleman and Nicky
- I Wish I Could Go Back to College .... Kate Monster, Princeton and Nicky
- The Money Song .... Princeton, Nicky, Gary Coleman, Christmas Eve, Brian and Trekkie Monster
- School for Monsters .... Trekkie Monster
- The Money Song (Reprise) .... Trekkie Monster and Company
- There's a Fine, Fine Line (Reprise) .... Princeton and Kate Monster
- What Do You Do With a B. A. in English? .... Princeton and Company
- For Now .... Company
